chem teachers say the darndest things

12/6/16

“I must have been drunk when I did this”

12/7/16

“Not all stars are created equal”

12/8/16

“If you waited this long, everyone knows you’re ugly”

12/9/16

“Only in the cul de sac”

12/12/16

“You remind of Juno but without the baby”

12/13/16

“Freaky fast, freaky good, freaky expensive”

12/14/16

“I was taking a nap before class”

12/15/16

“Can you projector me?”

-winter break and then me being lazy for a week-

1/12/16

“You must be massive because your gravity is pulling me in.”

1/13/16

“Ah! I didn’t see you! My peripherals, none!”

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Haiku: poetry form

12/7/26

I want to go home/

I would rather be at work/

I can not focus

 

12/8/16

You don’t get to choose/

Why do you not get to choose?/

I would like to choose

 

12/9/16

Today is boring/

I miss my friend Kolaiah/

Let’s go on a trip

 

12/10/16

I am very sad/

I have a pounding headache/

I wish I had plans

12/14/16

I forgot to do/

Everything I’d said I’d do/

Woe is me, I guess

-I got really lazy and I suck at sticking to things wassup-

1/12/16

I am going to fail/ 

I really let myself down/

I cannot finish this thing

1/13/16

We did a lab, yo 

It was the dumbest thing, yo 

But it’s cool my dude