12/6/16
“I must have been drunk when I did this”
12/7/16
“Not all stars are created equal”
12/8/16
“If you waited this long, everyone knows you’re ugly”
12/9/16
“Only in the cul de sac”
12/12/16
“You remind of Juno but without the baby”
12/13/16
“Freaky fast, freaky good, freaky expensive”
12/14/16
“I was taking a nap before class”
12/15/16
“Can you projector me?”
-winter break and then me being lazy for a week-
1/12/16
“You must be massive because your gravity is pulling me in.”
1/13/16
“Ah! I didn’t see you! My peripherals, none!”